Monkey’s Blood

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Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.

Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?

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Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

Monkey's Blood by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

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monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

monkey's blood by m56 January 17, 2025

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bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

bloody monkeys by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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