Monke D

The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.

The Monke D approached me in attempt to steal my testicles.

Monke D by NerfySourMan November 26, 2014

Monkey D Garp 

Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.

Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?

Monkey D Garp by Keltonsein July 21, 2023

Monkey’d 

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)

Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.

Monkey’d by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021

pedro monke day 

pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.

Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.

pedro monke day by Mime Balls October 21, 2021

Monkey D Luffy 

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.

Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.

Monkey D Luffy by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

Monkey D. Luffy 

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.

"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020

Monkey D. Luffy 

One of the world's greatest pirate who will somebody be king of the pirates was born on this day

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh!
Marines: wait!
Pirates: no way!
Rayleigh: I came here to check on you but you seem to be all right or power sure has improved.

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh! L'll do it. I'm going to become the king of the pirates!

Monkey D. Luffy by Anonymous 273947 May 5, 2020