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A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol
"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"
by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017
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monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.
"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"
by Dr Fox May 11, 2007
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Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body
Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.
by P-Feezy October 03, 2003
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-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation
The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.
by wooplight February 27, 2007
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Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.
Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night
by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008
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Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.
Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006
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A superior human thing that does nothing but be a monk; dais
by BigOlTom October 04, 2020
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