ThePenileDoctor's definitions
Short for "monster-cock".
A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.
An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.
An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?
Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!
Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!
"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!
Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!
"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
by ThePenileDoctor January 26, 2014
Get the Monkmug.