Mongle

Someone who is super ugly and can’t get with anyone

Logan is the biggest mongle oh my god

by Googledairy12e November 6, 2018

mongling

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb

hey, quit mongling the cat

by sacburg January 2, 2008

mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies

bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz

by killa nick May 4, 2008

mongle

v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated

Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

ass mongle

A person who rapes old men up the ass.

Friend 1: "hey bro, my old neighbor raped me up the ass"

Friend 2: "Wow dude, what an ass Mongle"

by Buttmunchinmagee May 8, 2016