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Money Fight

Sport originating in St Joseph's College, Geelong where small change is tossed into the "Money Fighting Arena" by on lookers as the participants engage in an orgy of violence in their attempts to retrieve the coin(s). Usually played by students of low socioeconomic status.

Rules include:

money must not be caught before it hits the ground.

fight must stay in the arena.

If any of the above rules are breached, money must be thrown back in
I'm half way to buying a sausage roll this week after all the money I earnt from money fights
by MFL4lyf April 1, 2009
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Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
by teakyden December 20, 2007
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Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
by me January 9, 2005
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Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
by MilesTeg January 2, 2009
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Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf June 19, 2005
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Monkey Knife Fight

Having a beer.
"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"
by ChillisWillisMaximus April 23, 2009
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monkey-fighting

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
by Nicholas D November 8, 2011
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