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a guy who looks 50 but his hands say newborn baby
girl: oh that man is hot i love older guys

guy: hey girl *takes hands from pockets to shake her hand*

girl: woah I didnt know ur a Moneeb, Im not tryna catch a case
Moneeb by Knock Office September 18, 2019
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A literal fucking god. Funny as shit. Will roast every single person in his way.
Dude, that guy we met last night was funny as shit he must've been a moneeb
moneeb by Unknown_Turtle17 February 14, 2017
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A real man with a pure heart. Attracts all the girls from a mile away with his attractive looks and captivating personality. He’s very selective with his ideal woman. Jokes around with all the girls but only to grab the one he truly likes’ attention. When you’re around Moneeb, nothing but great vibes come your way. He’s unbelievably positive around those he loves but usually hides his negative emotions. Any girl is lucky to be in a relationship with him because a loving and caring partner is rare to find. Moneeb is loyal and honest. He’s protective and one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. He cares about success and will do anything to achieve it. Everyone wants to be with a Moneeb.
Moneeb is undeniably cool
Moneeb by daneya November 23, 2021
Very sexy and handsome, can attract any girl from miles away like a magnet.
To have the ability to make a girl love you.
He's moneeb.
Stop being a jerk and be moneeb.
If you want all the girls be a moneeb
Moneeb by Urban dictionary .con July 23, 2017

mondeblue 

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)
Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)
mondeblue by thebiglad July 29, 2018
Monbebe is the fandom name for a Kpop group called Monsta X.
"Hey do you know Monsta X?"

"Totally! I'm a Monbebe!"

"Really?! Me too!"
monbebe by Bubblegum_booty July 29, 2017
Monae is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass. She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monae yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monae is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.
damn i love monee' big booty ass
monee' by ..............// March 20, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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