Mondk

Mondk~ The very common incident where you and your best bro begin to fuck a monk via anal intercourse with their Buddah statute while smothered in Crisco Vegetable Oil™

Damn, last night me and that girl Salah mondk'ed for the first time. She kept begging for me to open her third~eye. My bro even joined to. He always brings the best vegetable oil.

by George Davis 2.0 January 29, 2018

mondeblue

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

by thebiglad July 29, 2018

diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

mondo gazungas

boobs that are massive, beyond all human comprehension

I was with this girl last night, and she had them mondo gazungas

by HusainDaKilla May 24, 2016

Mondo Butter

They Turned his boyfriend into butter
:')
RIP
*Depressed Ishimaru Noises*

Mondo Butter gave taka depression

by HamsterBoi_365 February 19, 2020

mondo butter

(SPOILERS) in the danganronpa franchise, there’s a certain type of term. including butter. mondo butter. so let me explain.

mondo oowada, the ultimate biker gang leader was sent to execution for the murder of chihiro fujisaki, the ultimate programmer.

during his execution, it shows oowada being strapped to motorcycle, spinning round and round in a cage. at the end of his execution, you can see a machine that pops out..
you guessed it! mondo butter! the packaging shows mondo’s face holding a tub of butter.

“wow, so mondo got turned into.. butter?“

“nuh uh, not just any butter! mondo butter.”

by ev3lynni3 March 14, 2020