MondayFriday

Motherfucker. My favorite word. Because any motherfucker can be any kind of motherfucking thing they motherfucking want. A good motherfucking bitch. A fuck you motherfucker. Or a your mom's a milf mother fucker. It's a motherfucking beautiful day to do that thing called what you want.

Look mondayfriday, you are my frying tuesdaythursday, I love you and shit. That's why. Watch..

MondayFriday by The little friend July 25, 2026

Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.

"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied

Monday-Friday by DancingWhale December 1, 2010

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Related Words

Monday-Friday • Monday Funday • Monday-to-Friday • Monkey Friday

Monday Friday

A respectful way to say Mutha Fucker.

Hey you, get out of my way monday friday.

Monday Friday by trumuda May 9, 2011

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Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

Monday-Friday by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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