1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
by Martin the mole rat February 3, 2009
A weird lookin buck tooth Hillbilly that looks like she got ran over multiple times.The got chewed up and spat out.
My teacher at Big Spring Middle school looks like a Mole rat Maybe it's the eyes maybe it's the nose
by Rainbowlover_69 March 13, 2017
an ugly girl thats skinny as shit and has no body whats so ever its all bone .. the prudest girl you'll ever meet and also fakes about doing shit with guys . she talks to more than one guy atonce she mainly prefers MEXICANS. nothing uglier comes to mind when uou hear the name justice. she has no ass or boobs. she tends to get on girls bad sides so they can beat her ass (hopefully soon) she trys to steeal girls boyfriends but she wont put out so they so oh hell no. she has the ugliest teeth and loves rainbow hair
by pr3++y wh1+3 g1rl August 5, 2011
“All hail the naked mole-rat”
by Aftons williams December 7, 2021
An obscure and mysterious mole rat that takes presence in the rituals and practices of many underground cults esp. in the New Mexico area.
by Drewby May 24, 2006
Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 5, 2007
The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.
Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
by The Sticky Varmint January 20, 2014