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Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.
I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy
by Meadophile September 29, 2009
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Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
by Queefgiver January 5, 2025
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"
James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by Avoci August 12, 2019
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The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

oh, I love anime nyaaaah~ >w< What’s your name? gabe?

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Neko Shrimp Defeator Marijuana Eater says, “Mmhhnn!!! Nyaaag!!!! uwu RAAAUGHH NYAAAA SEPNAI IN MY HOWLES YAAAAAAAAHG”

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The The most cringe sentence you will ever hear

right now!”

“guaaah gigh in rhatbxaza”
zaza
by phroglover April 5, 2023
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this post will be the most liked post

Because u helped to like this post
Pls like!!
Q: Will this post will be the most liked post?
A: Certainly!
Pls like me!!
by ppgpp109 March 18, 2021
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