Mohs

A family full of bad bitches and lovely people. you want too be them.

person: wow they are such a bad bitch
other person: they must be a Mohs

Mohs by Mohsloverabs November 15, 2020

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness 

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013

MOHS SLOP

The act of getting crazy slop on the D stairwell

Bro sam gave me the crazy MOHS slop

MOHS SLOP by Footfunguspearmanchilliedog February 18, 2026

Rex Mohs 

Rex Mohs is a character from Scott the Woz's universe. His name is a play-on-words for the Mohs scale, as he "wrecks" the "Mohs scale". He's a chaperone, a school dance historian, and a bailiff. His interests include the economy, alcohol, drugs, sex, and most importantly sex. His character is played by Eric Turney.

person 1: YOOOO IS THAT MF REX MOHS
Rex Mohs: the economy <3

Rex Mohs by earth2lyrik March 4, 2021

level 10 mohs 

Level 10 mohs is slang originating in the north-west of England, meaning "tuff", "hard" or "excellent". It comes from a reference to hardness (specifically diamonds, highlighting the gang culture of the north)

Yo bro, that puffer is level 10 mohs for real

level 10 mohs by gmanspark August 1, 2025

mohsina

The best person to have ever existed.

Oh look! There’s a mohsina!

mohsina by Itsamohsinaaaa October 16, 2020