MLO Bro
/em-el-oh bro/ noun
When
two anal
babies discover microphones and decide the city hasn’t suffered enough.
An MLO Bro is characterized as loud, confidently incorrect, chronically self-important, and spectacularly unaware that everyone wishes they would shut the fuck up.
Common traits include:
• Being wrong with astonishing confidence.
• Treating Facebook comments as peer-reviewed research.
• Mistaking attention for admiration.
• Mistaking controversy for relevance.
• Saying something stupid, getting corrected, then doubling down harder.
• Beating a dead horse until even the horse’s ancestors are begging them to
stop.
• Believing people laughing at them means they’re laughing with them.
• Possessing the emotional maturity of a middle-school group
chat.
• Needing validation so desperately that they created an entire show to obtain it.
Two guys endlessly validating each other while everyone else watches in disbelief wondering, “Who the
fuck gave these people microphones?” And Joe sits in the
corner like it’
s a seedy motel room.
Nobody knows exactly what happened during childhood, but apparently they weren’t loved quite enough, because now they require an entire city to participate in their emotional support podcast.
They’re proving, week after week, that Youngstown can somehow produce
something more embarrassing than anywhere else.
MLO Bro: A podcast-based life form whose primary contribution to humanity is reminding everyone that silence is
underrated.
