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Mitchard 

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.
"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"
Mitchard by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004
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Mitchard 

Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.

James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
Mitchard by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019

Mitchard 

A person you could listen to talk for hours, about anything at all, because their voice is a beautiful melody. Mitchards have impeccable taste in music and the cutest smile you've ever seen and Mitchards make you laugh at the most inopportune of times. They are people who will light up your life and anyone who is graced by their presence is incredibly grateful.
To me, Mitchard is the only living boy in New York.
Mitchard by cardiacfaerie November 20, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026