MistyMay

When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.

Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.

by garbagehooker March 11, 2017

mistydaysgrlfriend

on tiktok one of my favorite mutuals i love her so much she’s amazing

mistydaysgrlfriend is one of my fav mutuals

by anonymous May 27, 2021

mistydaysgrlfriend

mistydaysgrlfriend i love her my bestie amazing kind will be a milf so cool

your cool if your mutuals with mistydaysgrlfriend

by anonymous May 27, 2021

mistydays_swampmud

The hottest mf on tiktok trust me they’re my mutual and they’re awesome🙄 They are also really funny and she is taissa’s wife

Him: Omg look there is a new girl
Her: Oh yeah thats mistydays_swampmud they’re supper hawt

by alzkakw June 21, 2021

mistydaysgrlfriend

mistydaysgrlfriend is amazing one of my favorite mutuals so nice and cool i love her

mistydaysgrlfriend oh yeah that amazing tiktoker

by ahs8 May 30, 2021

Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

mistydayssidewitch

The funniest person ever‼️‼️⁉️⁉️ they are a literal godsend😁🤝💪

"I'm so in love with mistydayssidewitch, they're so stunning omfg"

by Lolhahalolhaha May 23, 2021