A girl that are perfect to you, you know her and talk with her, she laugh when you tell a joke, she give you that special look, you thing that she love you and she's really shy to tell you, but when you tell her that you love her she laugh and don't speek with you again.
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The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022
Get the Alton Missouri mug.Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
by torque boy December 26, 2011
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funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
Get the Missouri Cannonball mug.When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
Get the Tissue for your Missue mug.A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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