Missalitis

1. when your teacher suffers from incompetency.
(derived from the ancient drummer once kicked out of Billy Idol's band only to become a horrible, horrible teacher.)

Kid1: Man my teacher sucks!

Kid2: She must be suffering from Missalitis!

by jesusjones June 17, 2009

misralitus

Depressed, feeling low , fed up , had enough.

' not today, I've got bare misralitus bro '

by Lollypop88 July 17, 2014

Misstitis

Feelings of not being missed by anyone.

My brother is suffering with misstitis

by BluDee November 12, 2020

Ole Missitis

That button-down, repressed atmosphere where people hate anything and everything that isn't exactly like them: Southern bigots feeling self-important without anything to back it up.

All that far-right talk, racism and homophobia sink deep into your skin in Mississippi and you've got a case of Ole Missitis.

by eurekadouglass June 11, 2006

Misstitis

Fear of not being missed by people.

My mother is suffering with misstitis.

by BluDee November 12, 2020