misralitus 

Depressed, feeling low , fed up , had enough.

' not today, I've got bare misralitus bro '

misralitus by Lollypop88 July 17, 2014

Missalitis

1. when your teacher suffers from incompetency.
(derived from the ancient drummer once kicked out of Billy Idol's band only to become a horrible, horrible teacher.)

Kid1: Man my teacher sucks!

Kid2: She must be suffering from Missalitis!

Missalitis by jesusjones June 17, 2009

Mingalitus

When a Mangolian woman's vagina is sewed shut because she's infected.

She got mingalitus after her first intercourse with a monkey.

Mingalitus by Maghelle October 4, 2008

mistalotus 

Mistalotus loves to smack fat lines of rack and stay awake for days on end

Oh my god mistalotus just punished an ounce!

mistalotus by Crispysalmon November 22, 2021