miss worldwide 

an absolute god amongst (wo)men. the sexiest woman alive.

“have you seen <insert name> lately? she could get it any day!”

“yeah she’s miss worldwide. always has been, always will be”

miss worldwide by yo gabba gabba August 3, 2021

Miss Worldwide 

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.

Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!

Miss Worldwide by NjonjoGotovacOdMeksika January 6, 2022