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The rarest naturally occurring phenomonon. This term refers to the one you find who makes you forget about everyone else you have ever known. The woman who redefines love in your eyes. She makes you forget your own name. She reshapes your goals and dreams because all you want is to make her the happiest girl in the world. She is driven and hardworking in everything she does. She is way smarter than you but that is okay! She understands you like no one else ever has. She makes your eyes light up and your heart begins to race whenever she walks into the room. Her smile makes you forget all your worries. She likes country music but doesn't worry she will make you like it to just give it time. She has not had a perfect life but she is content and grateful for all the beautiful gifts of the world. Miss Rose is the most wonderful person you have ever or will ever meet, so don't let her slip away.
*Why are you smiling like that?*
*Oh, Nothing I just got back from hanging out with Miss Rose.*

*Life is a dream and I am sleepwalking thanks to Miss Rose.*

*Your standards are too high.*
*No, I am waiting for Miss Rose.*
Miss Rose by Wes Williams October 14, 2021
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Less common than a soul mate, finding a Miss Rose is the luckiest thing that can happen in a persons life. Ones’ Miss Rose is the girl who opens their eyes to a world of dreams.

She makes you feel like you’re walking on clouds in a world of sunshine. She makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt. She understands your mind probably more than you do. She can talk with you for hours on end about everything and nothing.

If you have found your Miss Rose, give her your heart. Because you won’t find another one.
*Life is a dream and I am sleep walking thanks to Miss Rose(:*

*hey
*hello
*how are you?
*couldn’t be better
*oh really, why’s that ?
*i found a girl
*think she’s your soul mate?
*no, she is my Miss Rose
*sh~t. You’re a lucky man
Miss Rose by Tom Renoc October 16, 2021
She is everything you never knew you wanted.
Opens your eyes to a whole new kind of Love.
You know when you have found your Miss Rose.
*Sorry I'm not interested, I found my Miss Rose already*
Miss Rose by Wes Williams October 14, 2021

MissRoseyMelon 

to shart during a funeral and laugh.
"don't pull a MissRoseyMelon this time, ok Frank?!"
MissRoseyMelon by MissRoseyMelon January 7, 2022
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026