Mirror View 

A view of someone in your rear view mirror where you are unable to tell if they are attractive or not.

Guy1: Dude that chick in the mustang behind us looks hot but all i have is a mirror view.
Guy2: WTF dude thats a 60 year old lady.

Mirror View by Ryan-112 April 26, 2009

Rear View Mirror Poop 

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

Rear View Mirror Poop by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

rear view mirror 

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

rear view mirror by Redalert423 July 14, 2017