Miramonte 

Wow, where do you begin here? Miramonte is a school in a rich white neighborhood. Everyone smokes weed, except the asians. Admin sucks ass and the teachers flirt with the student. Somehow, the freshman get with the seniors and party with the juniors. The "popular kids" talk to no one but each other and the sophomore flex their keys continuously. The 0.01% of the school which is black has to deal with white kids saying the n word and tryna act all gangster.

Who are those ratchet white kids over there smoking weed? They look like idiots.
Oh, prolly just those Miramonte kids.
Gross.

Miramonte by stoopidshit00001 June 4, 2019

Miramonte 

A school full of rich white kids and really smart asians. At least 75% of kids smoke weed (though that number has decreased since jon snooks older brother left). The administration is stupid and power hungry and the dances are no longer fun. Miramonte has seen better days but hopefully it will get better.

Guy1: Hey man do you know where i can score some weed?
Guy2: Why don't you just ask those Miramonte kids?

Miramonte by 420kidd April 27, 2009

miramonte 

A group of GIRAFFES (or deep throated people) who have a CAKE (or cocaine) addiction who feel ALIVE (really, just means alive) who uses their authority to censor the last words of soon to be alumni of a once well thought of school.

History of this word: In the year 2009, a group of...administrators decided to censor the senior quotes by disallowing words found on this website (please look up the words in CAPS for examples). Truth is that any word, when said in the wrong context, can become a dirty word and this website is proof of just that.

Look at tweaker on the corner there talking to no one, musta been part of a Miramonte at some point in their lives. Sad to see what's become of their lives.

miramonte by 2005backlash March 22, 2009

Miramonte High School 

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

Miramonte High School by md4eva November 30, 2009

Miramonte Cheer 

The team got really good and now they so dope. so much better than the campo cheerleaders and are the fucking shit. They compete in competitions and come out close if not on top. THESE GIRLS RULEEE

person 1: Damn those miramonte cheerleaders bring it
Campo cheerleader: I wish i could be like them

Miramonte Cheer by theeee shit. August 6, 2011

Miramonte High School 

Orinda High School with like half white people, half asians, and 3 black people.

Everyone smokes weed, everyone has good grades, and everyone drives a BMW, get used to it.

Fun Fact: some of the biggest bay area zaza dealers go to school here.

There are no "popular" people, but there are a ton of rich kids who deny they are rich.

You dont learn shit, the teachers dont teach shit but youll do well on tests.

Dont leave anything in the locker room otherwise it will be stolen by some sophmore who lives in a 4.8 million dollar house.

Dont question the woke liberal teachers otherwise youll be the only one with a bad grade.

Oh and the place is a total dump. even though its a rich ass town, not a penny has been put towards the school since it was built in 1955. Get used to your parents donating money to it, cause the government doesnt give them enough money to run by themselves.

campo<mira (if ukuk)

hey many where can i score some premium zaza?
oh probably from those ghetto ass Miramonte High School kids.

Miramonte High School by Ydgslayer April 16, 2023

Miramonte High School 

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi

"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"

Miramonte High School by poosaigh April 23, 2024