A minion is a confidence booster, someone to feed your ego, something you use until you find something better.
"Oh no...he's not my man, he's a minion."
by LuckyEmmie April 11, 2010
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β€’ the spawns of Satan.

β€’ also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?
The minions are taking over the US! They're everywhere!
by kacchan August 13, 2015
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a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.
my friend made his minion eat his own feet off to show its loyalty.
by derk February 25, 2004
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A fucking nightmare on the internet used by the most wealthiest people not giving to charity and do fake gift card giveaways.
Gary: Hey Steve, what are Minions?
Steve: A complete disaster from Dreamworks and Satan himself. This term has become a sin to humanity.
by MyAnus_McSqueezie January 20, 2018
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Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.
by 8oz November 14, 2013
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