Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.
by 8oz November 14, 2013
You are my minion.
by rrogrogers.sideyers.sidnrogeyr May 28, 2017
by kelen L January 7, 2009
god damn it minion
by minionlover23 June 10, 2013
Little yellow shits who are the perfect example of what a person would act like if they snorted a truckload of cocaine.
Guy1: (Licks classmate next to him)
Guy2: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE FUCKING MINIONS (!SLAP!)
Guy2: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE FUCKING MINIONS (!SLAP!)
by READIT!!! March 8, 2018
by Polina Z. January 8, 2009
John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.
by MaliciousFloppy August 27, 2015