A servant who always backs up what his leader has to say and/or always follows him around and repeats what his master says
Timmy's minion, Carlos Ortega will stop at nothing to serve Timmy.
by john Quesad August 8, 2009
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A minion is a confidence booster, someone to feed your ego, something you use until you find something better.
"Oh no...he's not my man, he's a minion."
by LuckyEmmie April 11, 2010
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• the spawns of Satan.

• also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?
The minions are taking over the US! They're everywhere!
by kacchan August 13, 2015
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a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.
my friend made his minion eat his own feet off to show its loyalty.
by derk February 26, 2004
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minions are unsexual creatures who lost the opportunity to make real money by making real money with the website www.mymomislesbian.com which doesn't even exist therefore a waste of virtual space and of top of that they really think that the guy from youtube lazy ass stoner is not lazy.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.
what are u smiling about, in this right moment there is somebody who is watching the movie minions and one day is going to deny the fact that he or she didn't watch that movie just so they can watch it toghether.

Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable

I'm not a minions, i have tattoos.

That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.
by bd boy of karate May 26, 2017
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