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Minecraft Boat

That thing you ride across to get to island to island, cause imagine riding it in a small lake or river. Also it comes in different varieties. Like Oak, Spruce, Birch, Dark Oak, Cherry, Jungle, Bamboo (that’s a raft), acacia, and pale oak.

You can use the boats to carry your animals across from one place to place, but don’t be fooled, because big animals can’t fit inside of the boats anymore, crafted using five of the varieties of oaks and one wooden shovel, yes one shovel despite there being two on the model.

Also be careful riding your boat across the ocean or even going afk in the middle of the ocean at night, because a drowned or hostile mob can enter the boat and spawn kill you in your own boat, or a drowned with a trident can shoot it down, OR you get dragged down by magma.

At least when you ride the boat you get to ride with the dolphins, but be careful because if a dolphin gets stuck inside of your boat and you try to get it out, best believe you’re gonna hit it once or twice while trying to break the boat, then all of the other dolphins around will attack you.
Minecraft Boat by GhostMAIN May 17, 2026
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016