A Java based game that just kick ass. People who play it just keep digging all the day in a marvelous world. This game is made for real gamers, since it requires the same graphic card than Modern Warfare 2, and even. Of course, when you face a so visually great game, you immediatly get addicted. Minecraft is genious!
Joseph : Hey bro why aren't you getting you ass out sometimes instead of playing that gey Minecraft crap?!
Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..
Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..
by Arteymis November 04, 2010
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It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.
There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.
-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.
-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
by aetherX July 05, 2011
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The meeting place of all annoying 10-12 year olds. Nobody knows what they are talking about because they are speaking in a very broken English that scientists suspect are from the child being hit in the head so hard that his head slammed into the keyboard.
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014
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Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!
You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!
Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?
Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!
EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)
Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!
Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.
Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
by DerpzGames October 21, 2015
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Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
by Idekwia September 25, 2017
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You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?
Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS
Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS
by Hey Bryce what do April 08, 2019
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Kid 1:Dude wanna go play Cod black ops
Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off!
Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself
Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off!
Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself
by tehsnipingninja123 August 29, 2011
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