Moat

What you feed message board trolls to provoke them.

Hungry Troll: I hate Chuck Norris
Troll Feeder: NOWAIZ! Chuck is awesum!
Former Hungry Troll: Your all idiots.
Bystander: STOP FEEDING THE TROLL MOAT!

by Keraz Eguy February 5, 2010

moat

large ring of water surrounding a castle
OR the gigantic golden toilet of a very rich man.

"holy shit, you shoulda seen that rich guys moat!"
"he got a castle?!"
"no, stupid, the TOILET"

by Gwando November 9, 2003

MOAT

Middest of all time... thats it

person 1: bro ngl person 3 is the MOAT
person 2: fr
person 3: HEY >:(

by q1_r77 October 11, 2023

Moat

A pussy that is shaven but a 3 day growth is maintained on the outer lips as a means of keeping unwanted intruders out.

Did she let you go bareback?

Yo,I tried but she's got a ferocious moat. I covered up.

by DJG220 August 26, 2021

MOAT

pronounciation = (Mow-At!)

Mother
Of
All
Terds

Marv decided he was FOP, went to the can and
dropped a MOAT.

by PRTHD WMN September 27, 2005

moat

a half goat, half man.

Meg loves to look at moats.

by Allisonnnnnnnnz January 6, 2009

Moat

The nightlife phenomenon that occurs when several creeps and/or lurkers simultaneously surround a dance floor and leer at the dancing women in a disturbing fashion. A full moat occurs when the creep formation achieves a full 360 degree circle around the victims.

Entranced by the rhythmic pulses of the women's tender bodies, Steve joined the other creeps in forming a moat around the dancefloor.

by Bobby Ganouj July 9, 2009