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A very Addicting game Made by Notch.

The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.
Person 1: Wanna over for the night.
Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores.
Person 1: Such as?
Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on...
Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft?
Person 2:How did you know?
by Epicdonut12 December 16, 2011
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A Java based game that just kick ass. People who play it just keep digging all the day in a marvelous world. This game is made for real gamers, since it requires the same graphic card than Modern Warfare 2, and even. Of course, when you face a so visually great game, you immediatly get addicted. Minecraft is genious!
Joseph : Hey bro why aren't you getting you ass out sometimes instead of playing that gey Minecraft crap?!
Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..
by Arteymis November 04, 2010
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It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
by aetherX July 05, 2011
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A game that kicks complete ass! But some people are Judgmental retards and judge the game by its graphics.
Hey! Have you heard of minecraft?

That game??? That game sucks!

How???

Its graphics are terrible!

So what? Have you played it?

No.....

My point exactly!
by Spy_Round_Hear May 26, 2011
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Basically like a drug once you get it you can never stop using it
Kid 1:Dude wanna go play Cod black ops

Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off!
Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself
by tehsnipingninja123 August 29, 2011
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Minecraft is an awesome game. Buy it or your genitalia will fall off and then you will die.
Social Person: Dude you need help, you cant play Minecraft for 100s of hours being so unsocial.

Minecraft Addict: What, only 100s I surpassed 1000 hours months ago.

Social Person: Okay come with me NOW you need a psychiatrist.

Minecraft Addict: WAIT NO PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MINECRAFT IN MY BLOODSTREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Rio6969 May 12, 2011
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Minecraft is a game originally created in 2009 (but it's "full version" was released in 2011).

It is a game about building, destroying, mining, cold blooded murder and even more building!

You only need to play once to become addicted....and once you are....you'll never see the daylight again.... It's sort of like a legal alternative to crack.
EXAMPLE 1: Asking your pal to go to the bar with you (featuring JackSepticEye)

Jack: Top 'o' the mornin' to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to Minecraft!

Jeff: Hey Jack, wanna go to the pub and get drunk?

Jack: FUCK OFF I'M PLAYING MINECRA- OH SHIT A CREEPER!

EXAMPLE 2: Horribly Failed Science Experiment (Featuring Dan and Trayaurus from the Diamond Minecart)

Dan: What have you done here Trayaurus?!

Dr Trayaurus: Hmm.

Dan: You've possibly broken the entirety of minecra- Oh my goodness. ALL OF THE BLOCKS ARE GONE!
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