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The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.
You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS
by Hey Bryce what do April 08, 2019
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Minecraft is a sandbox game created by Markus Persson, a.k.a "Notch". It is inspired by many games, especially Infiniminer. It has over 400,000 registered players.

There are 6 modes:
Creative: makes you build anything you want, single-player and multiplayer
Survival: a very basic version of Indev, where you have to defend yourself from monsters
Indev: a version which added a number of new features, including crafting and more monsters
Infdev: same thing as Indev except this version added an infinite playing surface

Multiplayer is a part of Creative mode, which allows you to build with other players in servers.
Unfortunately, there are "griefers" that destroy creations including yours.
A survival multiplayer was created in August 2010, which allows players to play Indev with other players.
A typical Minecraft conversation when a griefer comes to a server:

coolguy10: supergriefer54674 is greifed my house!!!!1111
supergriefer54674: lololololololhahahah
supergriefer54674 is banned!
Builder8: Pwned.
by davidjl123 August 08, 2010
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A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources

You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right
Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder
by Spoon3r91 April 16, 2010
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A game where the hackers quickscope the noobs from the other side of the map but the noobs need wood and shit whereas they have diamond AC130's and Bombing Runs.
hey do u wanna come over and play *distorted screaming* MINECRAFT
by Derendila July 02, 2017
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A game with simple graphics and fun free roam created by Markus Persson and Jens Bergensten . It has a PC and Mac version with 14.3 million users and counting. A Xbox 360 and Xbox One version with over 10 million sold copies. And a PS3, PS4, and PSVita version with 1 million sold copies. It has mixed reviews with gamers and is the most played game ever created.
Person 1:Hey, want to play some minecraft?
Person 2:Sure! Computer or Console?
by ModernDayGamer July 06, 2015
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A very Addicting game Made by Notch.

The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.
Person 1: Wanna over for the night.
Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores.
Person 1: Such as?
Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on...
Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft?
Person 2:How did you know?
by Epicdonut12 December 16, 2011
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