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Mind Goblin 

A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.
Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.
Mind Goblin by Mitral_ January 2, 2021

Mind Goblin 

Jack: Hey, I got the mind goblin.
Mary: What's mind goblin?
Jack: Mind goblin deez nuts.
Mary: ... --- ... / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / -- . / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -..
Mind Goblin by Aunt May Dies January 4, 2022

Mind goblin 

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.

Mind Goblin 

Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children
Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin

Mother: What is Mind Goblin

Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz
Mind Goblin by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022

mind goblin 

A phrase, similar to sugma, that is used to troll people.
"Hey, you look like a mind goblin."
"What's a mind goblin?"
"Mind goblin deez nuts!"
mind goblin by Magooku August 25, 2021

Mindgoggling 

adj: something that is so baffling only goggles could understand.
Mike's explanation of how he is so close to passing is simply mindgoggling
Mindgoggling by Goggles December 14, 2006
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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