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DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND 

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

mind-shitting 

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.
"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."
mind-shitting by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014

SHITLESS MIND FUCK 

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.
The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

Mindshit 

An action of saying something that is so stupid that you have temporarily broken someone's brain.
What that troll just said was mindshitting.
Mindshit by Bela Talbot March 5, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026