Mind Shit

The act of clearing your mind before doing something kickass.

Qui-Gon Jinn took a massive Mind Shit between the laser walls while fighting Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.

by Fishlipz July 11, 2009

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014

SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

Mindshit

An action of saying something that is so stupid that you have temporarily broken someone's brain.

What that troll just said was mindshitting.

by Bela Talbot March 5, 2011