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One who fingers another with great precision.
He milyoed her in the dark corner of the cinema like a fucking boss.

Tom Milsom 

A rather attractive twenty-something English guy who is musically inclined and technologically knowledgeable. He plays a large number of instruments, including the ocarina, the ukulele, the guitar, and the drums. Tom is amazing, he has blue hair, and looks marvelous without a shirt on. He plays/played in the bands Sons of Admirals , Baby Rodeo , and Cage Against the Machine . His YouTube channel is hexachordal , which is a subtle way of saying he knows a great deal about music. His videos are superb, and he has a huge fan base. Not all of them are fangirls , but Tom does have lots of them. When you really think about it, can you blame them? He's sexy and has a voice like silk, he's poetic and charming, he has blue hair, and he has a British accent.
1) Of all the Sons of Admirals, Tom Milsom is my favourite.

2) I love Tom Milsom's song "They" the most out of his catalog, but I also love "Song for the Painfully Indie," "Porphyrophobia," "I Do," and of course, "Indigo."

3) If you don't listen to Tom Milsom, or at least watch him on YouTube, you're really missing out.

Fangirl- OMG OMG OMG TOM MILSOM IS SO HOT AND SEXY AND BRITISH AND CUTE AND SWEET AND AHHHH I MUST HAVE HIM

Fan who is not a fangirl but is a girl- I love Tom Milsom's work, and I rather like his personality, and his voice is quite... oh god you're right, Fangirl. He's sexy.

Milometer Wife Beater 

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
Milometer Wife Beater by Torlo September 30, 2019

Milfomaniac

A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.
"Man, look at that milf over there! I'd hit that in a second", said Brian.
"Dude, you always say shit like that, what are you, a milfomaniac?", replied Steve.
Milfomaniac by kern99 May 30, 2009
Millom, A small Town set in an idylic setting, surounded by hills and green pastures and if your very fortunate you will see the odd sheep shagger, aparently a local custom, and the local townsfalk are rather parcial to a bit of in breading from time to time, the townsfalk are simple docile creatures. the best bit about millom is the road out of it
millom in furness, best avoided, unless your into sheep, and family members
Millom by mark on the honeypot March 4, 2009

milhomem 

The last name of a sexy-ass BEAST who everyone secretly wants to fuck🍑🍑🍆
Dayummm, she's almost hot enough to have the last name "Milhomem"!!
milhomem by gonbuymesomepotatoes February 14, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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