A word you use to describe when you want to go talk to a girl but eventually you bitch out and she leaves.
Me "ohh shit that girl looks sexy as fuck, i should go talk to her"....5 minutes later and i haven't said anything.....5 more minutes later she leaves....."i miked up!"
A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.
"Oh my godJumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).