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Militant Vegan 

See Militant Vegetarian, but worse. Willl also assault you with moans and ewws if you were a wool sweater or hug a chicken, due to to him/her/hir feeling it is prostitution. Force feeds their dog vegan food and will go through great lengths to impose their dietary religion on others.

The Isis of Veganism.
Carl is such a Militant Vegan, he shredded Betsy's wool sweater with a rusty spoon.
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millitant vegan 

A judgemental, self righteous vegan who looks down on other vegans and tells them they arnt doing enough. It is impossible for a millitant vegan to mind their own business. They can often be found with a stick up their anus!
Oh I just had the most amazing and understanding conversation with a millitant vegan...... said no vegan EVER!
millitant vegan by Friendlyvegan December 29, 2016