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Milford Counseling 

A sober living and therapy center located in Milford Michigan. Owned by the domineering husband and wife of Liz and Rhett, their business engineered to extract every cent from its clients

Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father

Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.

Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.

The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked

There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.

only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Joe: I got a 50cent raise at the butcher! But I'm not that stoked because they're just gonna take it all anyway
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.

Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved

Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.

Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.

Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags

Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.

Derek: well how did that make you feel
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026