A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.
Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.
Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.
Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY
1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."
2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey
Mikeybear is the most aborable bear in the panda family. Mikeybears are very friendly and like to socialize with others. Mikeybears can often be found at the local bars ot playing xbox.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'