Mikefunction

Pronounced: mike-funk-shun

Meaning to not work, never going to work, can not be fixed.

Trump: “How are we going to fix the deficit?”
Obama: “I don’t know Don, I’m pretty sure we are mikefunctioned on that one!”

Mikefunction by Mrs. Cross July 16, 2018

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021

erectile misfunction 

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

milfunction by Efffed October 18, 2008

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

milfunction by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009

erectile missfunction 

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

erectile missfunction by Steek3636 November 5, 2020