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Mike Hawk 

A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.
I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.
Mike Hawk by Thuza April 26, 2006

Mike Hawk's Mall 

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.

mike hawk 

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

mike hawk 

that guys name is Mike hawk
mike hawk by Caedblaster_407 September 23, 2019

ben dover and eat mike hawk 

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it
hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

Mike Hawk 

A Rather humorous way of saying : my cock :
Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night

Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD

Don't you just like Mike Hawk
Mike Hawk by Darien the brinter. February 3, 2009