Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016