Mike Lemont

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.

Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.

Mike Lemont by M. Lemont November 6, 2020

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mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

mike's hard lemonade by tmcheat May 3, 2005

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Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

Mike's Hard Lemonade by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

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