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mike's hard lemonade 

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

Mike's Hard Lemonade 

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*