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Mikdad is a player who gets played
Hey you don’t wanna get mikdad’d
Mikdad by Pahari pakora February 12, 2022
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Verb

To leave something or someone, or be left, in a state of limp prone deflation, with blank expression, open lifeless eyes, and a subjectively potatoesque aura, in such a way that causes onlookers to feel a sudden immediate urge to drag the perpetrator through several foreign-language commentary tables, over a balcony, onto a concrete floor (via roof of golf cart) , and then off of a nearby 1 storey video camera platform (superplex preferable).
First known usage:

"Bailey's wacky-inflatable-arm-waving-tube-men aren't working... Oh no they've been 'mizdadded'" paraphrase

- Luke Owen (sports entertainment commentator, beard-wearer, philosopher, 'the other one')
mizdad by MatMatMattyMatMat April 7, 2019

Hot Mikado 

A long thin penis that’s turned brown after anal sex; slightly resembling a Mikado biscuit
Dude, My girlfriend finally let me tap her ass, I looked down and I had a hot mikado!
Hot Mikado by MunchkinChamp April 15, 2020

midaddyism 

midaddyism is a religion where we support midari.
"Hey are you in midaddyism"
"Yes, lets be lesbians together"
midaddyism by gotcheri December 24, 2020

Mikado Sannoji 

the gay kinky mastermind/antagonist of the dangan ronpa fangame, sdra2
"Man, I can't believe what Mikado Sannoji did in chapter 5. He's such a dick!"
Mikado Sannoji by leilifu May 19, 2019

adam mkdad

man who worships the Kabba and sings about bobby being super sus
adam mkdad over there kinda lookin sus
adam mkdad by igloo_poker February 24, 2021