Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

Mikael Åkerfeldt by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

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Mikael Akerfeldt

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

Mikael Akerfeldt by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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