Skip to main content
An idiot. A big douche too. They usually are disliked by everyone, and often times smell like a garbage truck fucked a sewer pipe. A midpoit is someone who alot of the time doesn't understand sarcasm, and takes everything literally. They also are known to cheat on their partners (if they are lucky enough to get one in the first place).
Person A: Omg Johnny is dating Emily but I saw him making out with Jennifer at the party last night
Person B: Wow he is such a midpoit!
Midpoit by pancakes_will_rule November 4, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Midcoitus 

A word that just got defined.
The other post here said midcoitus will never be defined. I shall proceed to define it as "midway through coitus" since I am that much of a pioneer.
Midcoitus by Stompin_Tom October 21, 2009

Midpoint Fuckboi 

When a fuckboi has not reached his full potential and is in the process of achieving his true fuckboiary . (Same applies for fuckgirls)
1st person:Rigan is kind of a fuckboi.
2nd person:yeah he is a midpoint Fuckboi

midcoitus 

this word will forever go undefined.
midcoitus has no Definition.
midcoitus by Mownmylawn August 16, 2008

midpostmidnight 

1- 03:00 (3:00 am).
2- The middle of the postmidnight.
Midpostmidnight.

midpostmidnight

1- 3:00 AM.
2- The middle of the postmidnight.
Midpostmidnight.
midpostmidnight by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

midpostmidnight

1- 3:00 AM.
2- The middle of the postmidnight.
Midpostmidnight.
More from Urban Dictionary

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
Load more