Middletown, CA 

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

Middletown, CA by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?

Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.

Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!? by jsells July 16, 2008

Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)

Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton

Carole Middleton by girlintheworldwithknowledge July 12, 2011