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Middle of the Road 

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
Middle of the Road by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013
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Middle of the road 

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.
"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012