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Microwave Machine 750W

A 750-watt integrated microwave system, distinguished from the “Igniter” series by its complete, turnkey industrial design. Where an “Igniter” might be a component, a “Machine” includes everything: power supply, cooling, control interface, safety enclosures, and often automated positioning. The 750W Machine is a production tool for heavy manufacturing—heating, curing, and welding. In the military context, it’s a “system” rather than a “weapon,” which makes it easier to deploy and harder to regulate.

Microwave Machine 1000W

A 1000-watt (1kW) integrated microwave system representing serious industrial and military capability. At 1kW, the beam can heat thick materials, disrupt any unshielded electronics, and be sustained for hours. The 1kW Machine requires three-phase power, industrial cooling, and professional operators. In the world of microwave weapons, 1kW is considered the baseline for “hard kill” counter-electronics systems.

Example: "The 1kW Microwave Machine was installed in a hangar. The official purpose was 'materials processing.' The radar antenna mounted beside it told a different story."
Microwave Machine 750W Example: "The factory's 750W Microwave Machine was sold as a rapid curing tool. The same machine, with different software, was installed on a naval vessel a month later."

Microwave Machine 1200W

A 1200-watt integrated microwave system offering improved speed and power over the 1kW model. At 1200W, the beam can penetrate thicker armor, engage multiple targets rapidly, and maintain stability in harsh environments. The extra 200 watts make it the choice for heavy industry and military applications requiring maximum performance.

Example: "The shipyard's 1200W Microwave Machine was the largest in the region. When the navy contracted for 'special projects,' the machine got a new control panel and a security detail."

Microwave Machine 2000W

A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated microwave system representing the current frontier of practical microwave weapons. At 2kW, the beam can cut through heavy armor, destroy incoming missiles, and be sustained indefinitely. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated power substations, industrial water cooling, and full-time professional operation. In the world of directed-energy, 2kW is the threshold for “strategic” counter-electronics systems—capable of protecting entire installations from drone swarms and missile attacks.

Example: "The 2kW Microwave Machine was housed in a bunker. The official purpose was 'research.' The generator farm and security detail told the real story."
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026