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Microwave Igniter 660W

A 660-watt microwave device occupying a specialized niche—powerful enough for heavy counter-electronics missions, with a wattage that suggests custom engineering for specific military applications. The 660W rating appears in rumors about shipboard close-in weapon systems designed to intercept supersonic missiles. In underground tech circles, a 660W microwave igniter is the holy grail for DIY electromagnetic warfare.

Microwave Igniter 750W

A 750-watt microwave device representing the transition from “igniter” to “machine”—where the power is sufficient for sustained operation and serious weapons applications. At 750W, the beam can cut through structural steel by induced heating, disable multiple hardened targets simultaneously, and generate enough microwave energy to cause permanent damage to unprotected personnel. The device requires dedicated power feeds, water cooling, and professional operation.

Example: "The 750W Microwave Igniter was supposed to be for 'industrial heating.' When the military asked for a version with targeting, the engineers knew they were building a weapon."
Microwave Igniter 660W Example: "The patent for a 660W Microwave Igniter described it as 'industrial processing.' The diagrams showed a device that could fit on a truck. The patent was classified within weeks."

Microwave Machine 750W

A 750-watt integrated microwave system, distinguished from the “Igniter” series by its complete, turnkey industrial design. Where an “Igniter” might be a component, a “Machine” includes everything: power supply, cooling, control interface, safety enclosures, and often automated positioning. The 750W Machine is a production tool for heavy manufacturing—heating, curing, and welding. In the military context, it’s a “system” rather than a “weapon,” which makes it easier to deploy and harder to regulate.

Example: "The factory's 750W Microwave Machine was sold as a rapid curing tool. The same machine, with different software, was installed on a naval vessel a month later."
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026