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Michigan U-Turn 

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.
Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!
Michigan U-Turn by kaji2k March 1, 2025

michigan u turn 

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.
There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both
michigan u turn by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021

Michigan Turn 

When someone slows down at a stop sign and makes there turn without actually stopping
She got hit by the truck after she made a michigan turn onto polaris
Michigan Turn by theoneandonlymatt September 8, 2010

Michigan Turnaround 

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.
Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.
Michigan Turnaround by ChrisS. April 5, 2011