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Michael Mah 

A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.
I wanna fuck Michael Mah!

Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!

Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!
Michael Mah by anteaterrrrr December 6, 2010

michael mahoney 

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.
I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!
michael mahoney by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Michaelmas 

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.
Michaelmas by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
Michaelah

/ოiეнаеlан/

A queen who deserves to be treated by only the finest of men.

1. (N.) FuckableRomaticseductive
("Fuck Michaelah your sexy")

2. (IF.) A name used to describe someone hot

As Michaelah walked through the glistening doors everyone glared at her stunning figure from head to toe. Your body heating up staring right into through her eyes fantisinging about tearing off her clothes right then and there, wanting to fuck her uncontrollably.

Michaelah is a queen. Any man would be lucky to have her. Guys dicks harden at the thought of her soft lips brushing against there skin, sinking into the skin. Her personality is like no other, astonishing talents and mighty strength. The sound of her angelic voice echoes throughout the room engaging with eardrums. Ah music to my ears.
"As 'Michaelah' walked through the door everyone's jaw dropped, stunned at her beautiful appearance."
Michaelah by Kaylas king_ April 6, 2019

Michaelmanaging

The well intentioned acts of kindness that drive coworkers mad. Showing up to every call, opening every door, checking every list twice, and other assorted acts of "extra".
"I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no michaelmanaging!"
Michaelmanaging by EngelDesTodes November 18, 2018

michaelman1 

an ROBLOX player which is often seen with cheating software on ROBLOX.

Last seen using auto farming script on a universal time
michaelman1 is cheating.
michaelman1 by ISeeYouCheat November 14, 2021

MichaelManuel

A man, not a boy.

Someone who can accomplish any mission at hand, do it well, and look good while doing it.
A Michael Manuel is very similar and can be easily mistaken to be Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Indiana Jones. The only difference is that a MichaelManuel is a Ranger, making him superior to all 3.
If you were a little more MichaelManuel, you wouldnt have Lintnered the system.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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