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Michael Mah 

A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.
I wanna fuck Michael Mah!

Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!

Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!
Michael Mah by anteaterrrrr December 6, 2010

michael mahoney 

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.
I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!
michael mahoney by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Michaelmas 

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.
I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.
Michaelmas by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005
Michaelah

/ოiეнаеlан/

A queen who deserves to be treated by only the finest of men.

1. (N.) FuckableRomaticseductive
("Fuck Michaelah your sexy")

2. (IF.) A name used to describe someone hot

As Michaelah walked through the glistening doors everyone glared at her stunning figure from head to toe. Your body heating up staring right into through her eyes fantisinging about tearing off her clothes right then and there, wanting to fuck her uncontrollably.

Michaelah is a queen. Any man would be lucky to have her. Guys dicks harden at the thought of her soft lips brushing against there skin, sinking into the skin. Her personality is like no other, astonishing talents and mighty strength. The sound of her angelic voice echoes throughout the room engaging with eardrums. Ah music to my ears.
"As 'Michaelah' walked through the door everyone's jaw dropped, stunned at her beautiful appearance."
Michaelah by Kaylas king_ April 6, 2019

Michaelmanaging

The well intentioned acts of kindness that drive coworkers mad. Showing up to every call, opening every door, checking every list twice, and other assorted acts of "extra".
"I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no michaelmanaging!"
Michaelmanaging by EngelDesTodes November 18, 2018

michaelman1 

an ROBLOX player which is often seen with cheating software on ROBLOX.

Last seen using auto farming script on a universal time
michaelman1 is cheating.
michaelman1 by ISeeYouCheat November 14, 2021

MichaelManuel

A man, not a boy.

Someone who can accomplish any mission at hand, do it well, and look good while doing it.
A Michael Manuel is very similar and can be easily mistaken to be Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Indiana Jones. The only difference is that a MichaelManuel is a Ranger, making him superior to all 3.
If you were a little more MichaelManuel, you wouldnt have Lintnered the system.
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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